Daniel Cincilei – Internet Stories Blog

Female Marketing:

1. You’re at a party and see a great guy. You go to him and say: “I am very good in bed.”
That’s Direct Marketing.

2. You’re at a party with some friends and see a great guy. One of your friends goes and says “that chick is very good in bed.”
That’s Advertising.

3. You’re at a party and see a great guy. I ask for tel no. After one day you call and say: “I’m good in bed.”
That’s Telemarketing.

4. You’re at a party and see a great guy. You recognize. You go to him and bringing back the memory: “Remember what is good in bed?”
That’s Customer Relationship Management.

5. You’re at a party and see a great guy. You stand up, arrange your dress, you go to him and invite him to drink. I say how good it smells, I flaunt the costume, give her a cigarette and say: “I am very good in bed.”
That’s Public Relations.

6. You’re at a party and see a great guy. I approach and say: “I am very good in bed” and it also shows a breast.
That’s Merchandising.

7. You’re at a party and see a great guy. He comes to you and says: “I heard you were very good in bed.”
This is brand, brand power.

Male Marketing:

1. You’re at a party and see a cool chick. You go to her and say: “I am very good in bed and stand up all night without stopping.”
That’s false advertising and punishable by law.

A good way to ask users what the want are polls. As wordpress is the most common platform we use, there are several plugins which can help you make that happen:

WP-Polls

AJAX Based system whcih can easily add a poll on your wordpress post/page.

WP Easy Polls

A most easy and fast plugin used by marketer for generating income through surveys.

PollDaddy Polls & Ratings

Allows you to manage polls and rating as easy as from your Dashboard.

SodaHead Polls

Allows you to embed a poll into your blog.

PollMe

This one was made exactly for those who are new too coding (as easy as it can get)

WP Survey And Quiz Tool

Helps you construct quizes, polls, surveys and lots of cool stuff.

WordPress Simple Survey

A jQuery-based plugin that displays basic survey, and then directs visitors to location based on score.

SurveyMe

Again a easy made plugin with no skills needed.

After about 6 months of no update, we could only guess why google doesn’t bother. There were only some gossips running around on webmaster forums like digitalpoint or warriorforum about few website owners getting some pageranks but no real update. I didn’t really have anything to update … but got involved in some discussions on dp, and got some news on Monday “Update started 24th January”. Regardless the fact I didn’t really care, my friend had a huge list of sites that had been undergoing seo for the last six months, and had huge … rather crucial hope to this update. Unfortunately … none of the (at least) 100 sites got pageranks. I was pretty shocked … cause we both worked on those sites a lot, and keeping the sites for half a year was already too expensive (initial investments, server, ip’s, etc.). Can’t imagine any reason for the shit that happened … cause even my blog (firstblogpost.com) got PR1 :/ …

Interesting: On the average … are webmaster satisfied about their pageranks ?  http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=2076688